JavaJeff
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Self-Employed |
| Location | Hickory, North Carolina, United States |
| Introduction | Co-Founder and manager of Java Journey Coffee Shop and starving expositor. |
| Interests | Interscholastic/Intercollegiate sports officiating |
| Favorite movies | Godfather Trilogy, Lonesome Dove, Young Frankenstein, Fargo, A Mighty Wind, The Apostle, Sling Blade, |
| Favorite music | 90% of The Beatles, Classic Hard Rock, Any Blues, |
| Favorite books | Non-Fiction, Practical Ecclesiastical Theology, Investigative works. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Bend, bend, bend, bend.... take shard, cut goat's throat. Butcher and eat. Drink well water. Make ladder with bones and remaining slinky. Simply ascend, climb out. Write book and retire.