AK Dave
| Industry | Law |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Legal Assistant/ Investigator |
| Location | Anchorage, AK, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a 30-year-old 20-year-old, and I'm going back to college just to prove it. (law school, SU class of 2012) I speak English, German, and Spanish, and suck at all 3 languages. I can tell a lot about a person by the way that they eat their food. Things I hate include but are not limited to: voicemail messages, guys who take rec sports too seriously, vegetarians who complain there's nothing for them to eat at barbecues, rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists! About my home, well, if there was a bright center of the universe, I'd say I live on the planet that it's farthest from. |