Aaron Burr
My blogs
| Occupation | Selling Cigarettes to School Children |
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| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | A simple man, Aaron Burr is one of this nations preeminent patriots. Full of humility, good cheer and a black tarry substance which comprises most of his soul. Famed for perforating Alexander Hamilton due to his obvious need of perforation, Aaron Burr went on to menace Spain before retiring to a life of ease running guns to Canada and exporting surplus children to Australia. |
| Interests | Planetary rape, eating endangered, securities fraud, suduko. |
| Favorite books | My Autobiography, other, lesser know biographies about me. |