Gender	Male
Location	United Kingdom
Introduction	I am a disabled Classics graduate who recently married a Goldfish. Lucky that marriage laws are becoming more liberal, really, isn't it?
Interests	Photography, Computing, Woodwork, Art, Music, Film, Television, Food, Literature, Classics, Science Fiction
Favorite movies	Downfall, Alien, Wall-e, Angel-a, Leon, Dawn of the Dead, Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind, Let the Right One In, Moonrise Kingdom, Fantastic Mr Fox
Favorite music	Radiohead, Cibelle, Joanna Newsom, Portishead, Tindersticks
Favorite books	Secret History, The Iliad, Watership Down, Reaper Man, The Shipping News

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