The Shitty Captain
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Ship Captain (barely) |
| Location | The Cold, Cold Sea, United States |
| Introduction | So I'm in the boating industry. I happen to be captain of my own ship. Only I stink. So I'm constantly in danger of either losing my job or being buggered. I'm a fan of neither so that makes me a little cranky. As far as Captains go, I'm not as focused as Ahab or as popular as Morgan, but I get it done when I need to at least 37% of the time. Those aren't bad numbers. |
| Interests | Karate, voodoo, pussy |