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Introduction You should probably check out my audio clip. It's pretty much the best thing ever.
Favorite Movies The Sweetest Thing, Sex and the City, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Well seeing as how my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge), I think that the punching-a-hole-in-the-apple-using-a-straw should be the jealous one.