|Occupation||Dog walker and plumber.|
|Location||Lake Forest, CA, United States|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Jemima, Your original shape and form are truly classic. I'm not sure about this rooster packaging. I sure hope it's not some kind of a "cock" joke my Uncle Ben put you up to. The new flavor is good though! Not too buttery. Love, your neph...