Dirty Lou
My blogs
| Industry | Human Resources |
|---|---|
| Occupation | pipe layer |
| Location | Sexytown, United States |
| Introduction | Born from fire and brimstone into a world unfit for a sexy mother fucker like me. As a baby, i was dropped on my head numerous times to expel my deamons, but alas... it did not work. I've carved a path of blood, sex and tears leaving only broken hearts and bleeding asses in my wake... and the occasional broken arm. I'm a deadly sexy man who's only objective in life is to stab as many bitches with my meat fork as possible. |
| Interests | tricking women into sleeping with me. advanced astro-physics. literature. beastiality videos. amateur porn. stamp collecting. bird watching and anal. |
| Favorite movies | Forrest Spunk, A Few Good Men... and a Dildo, Lord of The Cock Rings, and of course, the classic Pile Driving Ms. Daisy |
| Favorite music | Anything Barry White, anything "slow jams". Also, the soundtrack to "boogie nights" played backwards is a favorite too. |
| Favorite books | Fisting for Beginners. Intermediate Fisting. Advanced Fisting Techniques. Moby Dick Whore and Peace |