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About me

Gender Male
Location Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Introduction Grinning, suspicious-looking mongrel with a black belt in Italian cooking. Has no sense of embarrassment. Dubious parentage and questionable personal hygiene. Reputed to possess an extra spleen. Lumberjack-Royal, freelance astronaut, and part-time pigeon hunter. Pink with a dash of cinnamon.
Interests The sea, jelly babies, plasticine, coffee in all its glorious forms, small intelligent dogs, knife juggling, monkfish, talking complete nonsense, Led Zeppelin, cheese, air conditioning, Marmite, euphemisms, a cheeky little Shiraz, card tricks, salami, ancient Japanese throwing weapons, Billy Connolly, watermelons, mischief, snow, ears, people from Finland, helicopters, strawberries, semicolons, really furry bees, not owning a horse, crevices, being irregular
Favorite Movies Pulp Fiction, Nikita, Ghost in the Shell, The Hunger, Finding Nemo, Jean de Florette, The Matrix, Raise the Red Lantern, The Life of Brian, Sin City, The Fisher King
Favorite Music Led Zeppelin, Muse, Coldplay, Sigur Rós, Keane, U2, Franz Ferdinand, Rob Dougan, Maximo Park, Radiohead, Bob Marley, Queen, Guns 'n' Roses

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

No. Fortunately, I have had my gills surgically removed from my eyelids, and relocated just beneath my left big toenail. Handy!