Peter
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| Introduction | Peter, or "me", as he is known to himself, is currently working on a unifying theory of the universe. So far all he has is “x=?”. His favorite baseball player is Candy Maldonado and he lives at home with his five dads. Peter wrote his memoirs at age 12 without once using the letter “J” , except for the phrase “Jojoba Jay’s jejune jujitsu” on page 67, which, if you know anything about his life, was unavoidable. Peter is survived by his family and this guy he was always trying to kill. |
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