Justin™
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | DJ/Student |
| Location | Riverton, Utah, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | DJ. Teacher. Poet. Legend. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I am an abstract artist, and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, and I have performed open-heart surgery. But I have not yet begun to live. |
| Interests | Writing, Reading, Cute funny intelligent girls, Movies, Video Games, Optimism, Mountain Dew, Cold Cut Combos, Honey Roasted Peanuts, DJ'ing |
| Favorite Movies | The Matrix, The Princess Bride, Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Braveheart, Indiana Jones, Groundhog Day, A Knights Tale, Toy Story, The Iron Giant, Spartacus, Casablanca, The Last Samurai, The Incredibles, Finding Neverland |
| Favorite Music | The Format, Mae, Death Cab for Cutie, Relient K, Counting Crows, U2, The Beatles, Depeche Mode, Live, Better Than Ezra, Jimmy Eat World, Garth Brooks, Matchbox 20, The Calling, John Williams, The Living End, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Maroon 5, Five for Fighting, Journey - Faithfully, All-American Rejects, Jason Mraz, Lifehouse, John Mayer, Jet, Old School Metallica |
| Favorite Books | The Bible, The Book of Mormon Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Treasure Island, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Red Badge of Courage Dragonlance C.S. Lewis |
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