Jim Norton
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Museums or Libraries |
| Occupation | Ass Eater |
| Location | New York, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a Cancer with liver spots on my head and B-cup tits. I tend to pinch my neck and side fat a lot, and am considered an all-around good egg. |
| Interests | long walks in the park, musical theater, having my face used as a toilet |
| Favorite movies | First Wives Club, Sex In The City 4; The Beheading, Kaviar Party 2 |
| Favorite music | The trombone like noise a girl makes while queefing in the middle of a sit up. |
| Favorite books | Are You There God It's Me Margaret, Chicken Soup for the Soul |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It should be carefully sculpted from a pile of wet rhinoceros shit. It will not commemorate a victory as much as symbolize what I've amounted to in show business.