Woesong

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About me

Gender Male
Location Felton, California, United States
Introduction When I was young, I wanted to write rollicky fresh like Kerouac. Then my earnest wish was to craft witty, funny and informative bicycle manuals.
Interests Surrealism in literature, and in the night.
Favorite Movies Anything featuring Jerry Lewis. I think those who claim role models must be superior don't understand how self esteem is generated especially by watching losers.
Favorite Music Jazz, and none later than 1958. If it's done right, it need not be done over, and Jazz is intricate so you don't get bored like you do with jingles, which is why Wynton Marsalis parks cars at the Village Vanguard.
Favorite Books Synthesis: Those written a long time ago to be had for a song.

How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?

Eight feet. There is no record anywhere of anyone eight feet tall ever being refused a free manicure.