Santana
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | High School Student |
| Location | New Zealand |
| Introduction | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOW DO YOU TURN THAT ASTROLOGICAL SIGN BULLSHIT OFF!!! Gay : a sexual orientation which I am accused of by people that dislike me. Straight: My actual sexual orientation. Hot girls please drop me an email. Just put Santana" at the start of the title. (a photo or homepage link as proof please) |
| Interests | Mocking high school jocks |
| Favorite Movies | Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead |
| Favorite Music | This one is a tough one, probably immortal technique style shit. |
| Favorite Books | Alphabet of Manliness, I hope they server beer in hell. Cut the Harry Potter shit losers. Ron and Hermine get married and professor Snape dies. Just for the sake of ruining some Potter fans' reading experience. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
What do you have against jocks? Nothing. Actually I quite like them, they always make sure that my fast food is delivered within 15 minutes and always pack my groceries for me.