TWIG JEZEBEL
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| Introduction | SHIT may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider this: You can get SHIT-faced, be SHIT out of luck, or have SHIT for brains. With a little effort, you can get your SHIT together, find a place for your SHIT, be asked to SHIT or get off the toilet. You can smoke SHIT, buy SHIT, sell SHIT, lose SHIT, find SHIT, forget SHIT and tell others to eat SHIT. There are lucky SHITS, dumb SHITS, crazy SHITS, that dreadful dog SHIT. You can throw SHIT, sling SHIT, catch SHIT, shoot the SHIT, or duck when SHIT hits the fan. Some days are colder than SHIT, some days are hot as SHIT, and some days are just plain SHITTY. You can have too much SHIT, not enough SHIT, and sometimes everything you touch turns to SHIT. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your SHIT, you don't need to know anything else. Sooo, you could stop to read my SHIT and if not, I really could give a SHIT. Do however enjoy the rest of your day without the next person's bullSHIT. And if you were offended by "my" views on this blogspot, SHIT happens. |

