|Location||Brooklyn and the Hudson Valley, NY, United States|
|Introduction||Does my ass make these pants look big?|
|Interests||Walks on the beach, picnics, puppies, auto-erotic asphyxiation|
|Favorite Movies||Anything with that delightful Jim Carrey in it. Or is it Colin Farrell? I never can tell them apart.|
|Favorite Music||When the voices in my head sing "yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy"|
|Favorite Books||Dianetics, 30 days to a slightly less enormous backside, the Yellow Pages|
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Goshdarnit, just like Sarah Palin, also. You betcha!