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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Arts
Occupation Painter, mostly
Location Brooklyn and the Hudson Valley, NY, United States
Introduction Does my ass make these pants look big?
Interests Walks on the beach, picnics, puppies, auto-erotic asphyxiation
Favorite Movies Anything with that delightful Jim Carrey in it. Or is it Colin Farrell? I never can tell them apart.
Favorite Music When the voices in my head sing "yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy"
Favorite Books Dianetics, 30 days to a slightly less enormous backside, the Yellow Pages

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Goshdarnit, just like Sarah Palin, also. You betcha!