AARPrick
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Special ops. |
| Location | Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Cynical, sarcastic, intolerant, old prick. Idealism is for dumbasses . My kindred spirits are Rat from Pearls before Swine, and Wally from Dilbert. |
| Interests | Picking my nose, scratching my balls, sleeping. |
| Favorite movies | Lord of the Rings or porn. |
| Favorite music | Silence. |
| Favorite books | Merriam Collegiate Dictionary, Roget's Thesaurus, World Book Encyclopedia, Grey's Anatomy, Masturbation for Dummies. |

