Gender	Female
Location	United States
Introduction	A thirty-something, in a new town, starting a new career, ready to make new mistakes, and gain new knowledge. Awww, doesn’t that sound nice… I’ll just add one thing… and hopefully do it without killing anybody! Just follow along, and I’m sure you’ll be able to smell what I’m steppin’ in. If at any time my honesty and/or wit upset you, you may leave your thoughts below. Salud!!

You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?

Silver and shiny, useful in distracting the monkeys while I cut three feet off that hideous sweater dress.