TheWaterkateScandal
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| Gender | Female |
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| Occupation | Empress of Entitlement/Assistant Manager |
| Location | Dallas, TX, United States |
| Introduction | I'm approaching what I consider to be the end of my life-my mid-to-late 20's. Dude, this is not at ALL like "Friends". I have a a perfect son, a tolerant boyfriend, and a dog and two kittens- all of whom I'd kill, steal and vote Republican for. I battle depression, insomnia, weight obsessions, and annoying vices. I'm not where I planned to be at this age, but I'm pretty sure there's an inspirational plate somewhere that says something about God laughing at your plans or your plants or your pans (I didn't have my glasses on and it was far away). Not to mention, happy is usually unplanned. |
| Interests | Sugar-Free Red Bull, hardwood floors, personal grooming, setting the A/C at 68*, appearing smarter than I am, appearing dumber than I am, bright colors, involuntarily hitting 'snooze' on my biological clock, trying to be less fat while still eating chocolate and cream cheese (at the same time), still figuring out Twitter (@KaterburyTales, if you must know), Food Network, my fuzzies (two kittens and a dog, not body hair, you sicko), my other fuzzies (this time I do mean my body hair), Target, abusing the office label maker, refusing to wear the same shirt twice on the weekend, living well beyond my means, Annie's Graham Cracker Bunnies, finding inappropriate times to panic, stress eating, extreme early mornings, Coach, anything argyle, battling deep-seeded selfishness, blatant self-promotion, faking it, tricking my boyfriend into marrying me. And speaking of Nate, get this: he STILL loves me despite the above list. Sucka. |
| Favorite movies | Father of the Bride, Fight Club, Bandits, Too Wong Foo, Horton Hears a Who, Old School, Murial's Wedding, The Princess Bride, Halloween, The Birdcage |
| Favorite books | She's Come Undone, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, The Road, 1984, The Kite Runner |