Ethan Parker
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Technical Support Supervisor |
| Location | Overland Park, Kansas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a laid-back type of guy. I'm not a party animal. I don't smoke, don't drink (that's a conscious decision on my part, just don't want to). I'm not a religious person at all, in fact, I try to steer clear of religion in general - it's a can or worms that shouldn't be opened. I have a little dog named Diego. I like to write, read, and watch movies. I’m a movie buff, and I know a lot about obscure movies and other subjects. My idea of a good time is curling up on the sofa and watching a good movie or a good TV show, albeit I don't watch television too much (Netflix is my savior). I'm a total nerd (dweeb, geek, whatever). I have a collection of action figures, play role-playing games, read sci-fi, and the like. I own a lot of movies, and I mean a LOT of movies. I'm a guy who would say the best movie of all time is Seven Samurai, but I also completely love movies like Evil Dead and The Killer. Some call me eccentric, though I like to say cultured. I love history, particularly Asian history. I listen mainly to classic rock music, but I consider myself musically ignorant. Queen is my favorite band, ever. |
| Interests | Comic Books, Role Playing Games, Computers, Computer Games, Books, Movies, Anime, History, China, Japan |
| Favorite movies | Seven Samurai, Munich, The Matrix, Alien, Aliens, Dog Soldiers, Die Hard, Commando, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jaw and Silent Bob Strike Back, An Evening with Kevin Smith, Terminator, Terminator 2, Snatch, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Star Wars, Big Trouble in Little China, Goyokin, Predator, The Princess Bride, Walk the Line, Wallace & Gromit |
| Favorite music | Knight Rider, Lost, Supernatural, Bullshit, Mythbusters, Robot Chicken, Venture Brothers, X-Files, 24, Alias, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, MacGyver, The A-Team, C.S.I., Law & Order, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica |
| Favorite books | Snow Crash, Harry Potter, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Ender's Game, Timeline, Prey, Jurassic Park, Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way, If Chins Could Kill, Ancient Mysteries, Ancient Inventions, Holy Blood Holy Grail, 7th Son |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Jump around and attract a lot of monsters. Then be eaten and there is much rejoicing.