Terrence Paquet

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Gender Male
Occupation writer guy
Introduction He is a guy and a writer. He enjoys soup in the cold months. He has gone on record as stating that he has no back hair and has never held a firearm. There are no pictures (so far) to contradict his statements. He has written a book entitled "My Penis & Other Short Pieces" which is currently awaiting courtship from a major publisher or an eccentric oil billionaire who is looking for a tax write-off. Until that time, he likes to write about the book and other things here to keep his thoughts pure and his head straight. Upon meeting him many have said he is much better looking in person. Wittier too. Much to the chagrin of Halle Berry, he is married. His immediate plans include working on a bowl of porridge and maybe a book or something. He has aspirations for more meals in the coming months, but not more wives. Miraculously, he has children who are very normal.
Interests pencil sharpening, lawn mowing, tai chi, general home maintenance, body art, cereal eating, nail filing, soap.
Favorite Music Klezmer, baroque, elevator.
Favorite Books Mine, silly.