wyldstatic
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Controller of Chaos |
| Location | South of Hell, Utah, United States |
| Introduction | Massage Therapist, Food Server/snob, Queen in a house full of boys. I'm a Granola Crunchy, Energy Healing, Junkfood eating, Whiskey drinking, Straight Shooting Nut Job, Who is equally sympathetic and sarcastic. |
| Interests | Earthy Birthy Stuff, Holistic health, Whole body wellness, Music, Zumba, Yoga, Food, Snark, Sarcasm, My Husband, Handmade items, Fashion, Home Decor, Photography, Philosophy, Buddhism, Nature, Breastfeeding, Movies, Popcorn, Being Lazy, Wine and Whiskey, Swearing like a sailor. |
What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
frosting and spiced gum drops. but that might be dangerous because I LOVE spiced gum drops and so if I were hiding long I might end up eating my Camouflage and then I'd be naked AND visible. see.. this is why I am not in the military. Horrible combat skills.