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Gender	Male
Introduction	I am, in all sincerity, the least interesting thing about myself. I wrote a book. I want to sell that book. In an effort to do so, and to familiarize nice people on the internet with the sound of my voice, I write a new short story every week.
Interests	"Words, words, words," as the crazy Dane ejected to the kindly jackass.

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

The same way male lions know; Other lions stop providing protection, and every other animal becomes afraid.