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Introduction When I found out I was pregnant, I figured there would be no better time in my life to craft a collage of complaints, bare all in true TMI style, tickle the pregnancy taboos, and put the moan in hormone. This is that collage.

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

I'll not be hungry at all. After devouring the entirety of my kitchen in my 8th month of human gestation, my beloved will be forced to take me to the grocery store for new provisions. As walking will be out of the question, I'll be riding in the basket as he pushes. That's right, my fat ass broke that cart.