Bai
My blogs
Blogs I follow
- (365) Degrees
- *WE LIVE YOUNG*
- 269 days
- Alternative Mama
- Ashley Quite Frankly
- ashleyquitefrankly.blogspot.com
- Attempting Motherhood
- boho baby bump
- bonbon mini
- Brambles & Honey
- C&C
- Cinco de Mommy
- cola cola
- Enchanted Pixie
- Farmer's Daughter
- four-eyes rella
- Funky Little EarthChild
- Gloria Lemay
- GrowingSlower
- Heir to Blair
- I Don't Like This Show
- In Hospital - A Babyrabies Blog
- It's a Big World Baby
- Keeper of the Home
- lay baby lay
- Little Gray Pixel
- living peacefully with children
- Mama Birth
- Manic Mrs. Stone
- Marlowe and Co.
- messages in bottles, thrown to sea.
- Milk-Friendly
- ohdeardrea
- Pregnant Chicken - home
- Recreation Station
- retromummy
- Roots and Feathers // Violet Bella
- Shoplifting in a Ghost Town
- Sisterhood of the Crafty Pants
- The Book of Love
- The Fortunate Plight
- The Life of Miss Elly
- The Pineneedle Collective
- theenchantedpixie.com
- To Make Love Stay
- twinkadinks
- Verbal Vomit
Gender | Female |
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Introduction | When I found out I was pregnant, I figured there would be no better time in my life to craft a collage of complaints, bare all in true TMI style, tickle the pregnancy taboos, and put the moan in hormone. This is that collage. |
You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
I'll not be hungry at all. After devouring the entirety of my kitchen in my 8th month of human gestation, my beloved will be forced to take me to the grocery store for new provisions. As walking will be out of the question, I'll be riding in the basket as he pushes. That's right, my fat ass broke that cart.