The Captain

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About me

Gender	Female
Industry	Student
Occupation	Music ed
Location	Richmond, VA, United States
Introduction	I'm a question wrapped inside an enigma. Not really; I'm nowhere near that complex.
Interests	Writing, songwriting, singing, playing piano, steampunk, comics, scifi, fantasy, cooking, choir, history, LGBT activism, LGBT rights, video games, tabletop games, Richmond, VCU
Favorite Movies	Moulin Rouge, Iron Man, The Dark Knight, 300, Juno, Atonement, Pleasantville, La Vie en Rose, Amelie, Perfume, Inglorious Basterds, Kick Ass, Star Wars
Favorite Music	Dresden Dolls, Emilie Autumn, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Amanda Palmer, Rasputina, The Matches, Jonathan Coulton, Forgive Durden, Death Cab for Cutie, Vampire Weekend, Metric, Sia, Imogen Heap, Universal Hall Pass, The Blue Van, The Decemberists, Brandi Carlile, Cake, Charlotte Sometimes, Edith Piaf, Eisley, Say Anything, Motion City Soundtrack, The Flaming Lips, Flobots, Gogol Bordello, Green Day, Barenaked Ladies, Tripod, Stephen Lynch, Tom Lehrer, I Am Ghost, Iron & Wine, Joker's Daughter, Justice, The Killers, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, Phoenix, Radiohead, Revue Noir, Scissor Sisters, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Tenth Stage, Abney Park, They Might Be Giants, Tiger Lillies, The Wombats, 3OH!3
Favorite Books	Harry Potter, the Chronicles of Narnia, Good Omens, Middlesex, The Virgin Suicides, Cyrano de Bergerac, Coraline, American Gods, Neverwhere, Stephen King's Dark Tower series

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I'm pretty sure you can talk your DM into allowing you some quick homebrew rules in relation to the use of a bow as an improvised weapon, or instrument, in this case. I pluck at it and claim it's an avant-garde instrument from the land of Near Northeastern Ghanistanialand while improvising a lovely song about the surrounding crowd, while praying I roll crits on both bluff and performance.