P. Bosley Slogthrop
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Fashion |
| Occupation | Men's fashion consultant |
| Location | Saukville, Wisconsin, U.S. Outlying Islands |
| Introduction | Boz has been a permanent resident of Bosky Dells Home for Broken-Down Old Lawyers since he became deranged pondering what he calls the “Slogthopian Conundrum,” i.e., that nothing must be something. Boz began losing sleep after hearing Billy Preston sing “Nuthin’ from nuthin’ leaves nuthin’ . . . You gotta have somethin’ to be with me . . .” He started perseverating ‘nuthin’ from nuthin, nuthin’ from nuthin’’. His fevered brain reasoned “You can’t take away nothing, for there would be nothing to take away! Ergo, nothing must really be SOMETHING! But if nothing = something, must it not follow that SOMETHING = NOTHING???” Night after night, day after day, for weeks on end, old Boz pondered the paradox – nothing is something, something is nothing – until at last he was led bleary-eyed and blathering from his local Taco Bell to be committed to Bosky Dells where he spends his bleary days and restless nights posting comments to stories in the Washington Post and wherever else he can squeeze a comment. The old duffer's schizophrenia is sometimes under control but rarely so when he writes. |
| Interests | Collecting pistachio nut shells, translating Philip Roth novels into Middle English, blinking really fast. |
| Favorite movies | The Bicycle Thief, The Decalogue, The Year of Living Dangerously, Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy |
| Favorite music | Mozart's Mass in C, Verdi's Requiem, Faure's Requiem, anything by Sid Vicious and the Sex Pistols |
| Favorite books | David Copperfield, A Clockwork Orange, The Red and the Black, My Pet Goat |