Rita
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Islington, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Knitter, Crocheter, Mother, No-Longer-A-Home-Edder, Who-ver, Ranter, Chatter, Worrier, Smoker, Coker, Slobber, Sleeper, Maker, Farter, Liver. |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
I'd buy some wool, snip it, split it, and stick it on my chin. Oh, you said bard...