Gender	Male
Occupation	Claims Adjuster
Location	Burnsville, MN, United States
Introduction	I'm an incredibly geeky man who somehow happened to find a wife who apparently continues to love me. I have two children, the eldest of whom is a badass evil genius who will probably kill me one day, and the other obviously hates us and wishes he had different parents, because he never stops crying. I'm a claims adjuster, but not really by choice. It just kind of happened when I didn't finish school. We live in Minnesota, but we're always open for something different (even though Minnesota is the best I mean come on).
Interests	Fatherhood, My wife, The Internet, Books, Movies, Television, Video Games, Pajiba, Facebook, Eating, Cooking, Sleeping, Nerdistry
Favorite books	A Song of Ice and Fire, Musashi, Lord of the Rings, World War Z

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

I THOUGHT my shoes smelled funny.