Plastic Nude Martini
My blogs
| Industry | Chemicals |
|---|---|
| Occupation | ass-hat |
| Location | Buttholeville, IL |
| Introduction | This is my dumb little spot on the innertron. I post things that amuse, fascinate, or disturb me. Sometimes all at once. You won't find any keen insight, or start to "understand" me, in fact I'd rather you not even try. You break it, you buy it. no refunds. |
| Interests | theoretical cooking, molecular linguistics, farting, burning plows |
| Favorite movies | that one i made with your mom |
| Favorite music | that one song that goes "dun-dun, dun dun dun" |
| Favorite books | everyone poops |

