Em

About me

Industry Arts
Occupation giving advice to people who are happier than me
Location Any of you guys know how to Madison?, Wisconsin, United States
Introduction It is said that Diogenes (the Cynic) once admonished a young man who complained he was ill suited to study philosophy, saying, "Why then do you live, if you do not care to live well?" When not acting as a freelance philosopher, I write novels as well as other freelance things. Drop me a line at ehlupton(AT)gmail(dot)com for more info.
Favorite Movies Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Singing Detective, Letter from an Unknown Woman
Favorite Books Gravity's Rainbow, Ulysses, The Master and Margarita, Discipline and Punish, other somewhat less pretentious-sounding things

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

Eagerly. Eagerly. Eager-el-why. (with apologies to Tom Lehrer)