Michael Hess
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Lowly Sales Rep |
| Location | Fort Worth, TX |
| Introduction | I was born on Christmas Day in Kansas City, MO, to young German / Dutch / French / Irish parents who did not realize that their little bouncing baby boy was going to become a smartass who enjoyed talking back. I now live Fort Worth, TX, where my smartass is celebrated by my smartass friends. I spent a week vacationing in Amsterdam in April, 2001. I bat and throw righty. Yankee Stadium is one of my favorite places in the U.S. that I have actually been to visit. I sat in the last row of the upper deck with my sister and brother-in-law, and I loved every second of the Yankees - Blue Jays game. I have green eyes and black shoes. I am a good strong Ticket listener (1310 AM). I have been lucky enough to ride the subway in NYC and a train in the Netherlands. I like girls that wear a little too much makeup, and too few clothes. I like to rock out and dance to music in the privacy of my kitchen. You can really display your dancing skills on the linoleum floor. My favorite soda (currently) is Welch's Grape. I like sports, and you. I love classic rap and modern metal. |
| Interests | Sports, cannibalism, Dallas Cowboys, music, UFC, video games, football, NFL, fantasy football, Mixed Martial Arts, Dallas Mavericks, Texas Rangers, Miami Hurricanes Football, The Ticket KTCK 1310 AM www.theticket.com, NHL Dallas Stars Hockey Organization. |
| Favorite movies | Star Wars - A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Episode III Revenge of the Sith, James Bond, PCU, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, Boyz N Tha Hood, Menace II Society, Do The Right Thing, Hannibal, Saw I, II, and III, Scarface, Mallrats, Dogma, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, The Crow, Clerks, Clerks 2, Chasing Amy, Kiss of Death, Napoleon Dynamite, Team America. |
| Favorite music | Metal, rap, and rap metal. Plus Slipknot, The Murderdolls, Tool, Mindless Self Indulgence, Cradle of Filth, The Deftones, Hatebreed, (Hed) P.E., Snot, Lamb Of God, Ministry, KMFDM, The Prodigy, System Of A Down, Six Feet Under, Mastodon, Pantera, Kylesa, Pimpadelic, Otep, Rage Against The Machine, Marilyn Manson, Soulfly, Ugly Mus-Tard, Stink!#Bug, Audioslave, Elastica, Sublime, Slayer, The White Stripes and The Raconteurs, Fear Factory, Peaches, N.W.A., Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Wu-Tang Clan, The RZA, Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah, Three 6 Mafia, Lady Sovereign, George Clinton, Parliament, Funkadelic, Zapp, Roger Troutman, Lazer, Beastie Boys, The Pharcyde, Eric B. and Rakim, Jay-Z, Masta Ace, Eminem, Above The Law, X-Clan, DJ Quik, N*E*R*D, King Tee and Tha Alkaholiks. |
| Favorite books | Tom Robbins, Friedrich Nietzsche, Bourne series, James Patterson. |