Blissful Monotony
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Telecommunications |
| Location | California, United States |
| Introduction | "Who's responsible for this mess?", "What the f*** have you been smoking?", and variations thereof are unregistered trademarks of Blissful Monotony, which is itself an unregistered trademark of Blisful Monotony. Unauthorized reproduction or verbalization of these phrases, or any sub-phrases thereof, by any means, mechanical, electrical, telepathic, or regurgitative, is a criminal offense punishable under law. Please keep all pets on leashes and turn your cell phones off so as to not disturb other readers. A re-corking fee of fourteen dollars will be assessed, plus any local taxes (CA, NV, and MI, exempt). There is a two-drink minimum per blog to better support our blogger, and please do not forget to tip your servers. |