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Gender	Female
Location	Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Interests	Art, Topiary, French, Cupcakes, Spontaneous Songs
Favorite movies	Inland Empire, Mulholland Dr., Charlie and Chocolate Factory, Braveheart, Amelie, The Darjeeling Limited, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Delicatessan
Favorite music	Lately: Serge Gainsbourg, M.I.A., Joanna Newsom, Bob Dylan, Edith Piaf, and Antony and the Johnsons
Favorite books	Ooh! All of the Winnie-the-Poohs (don't judge; these books are completely rad!!), The Catcher in the Rye, The Bell Jar, anything by Dr. Suess, A Clockwork Orange, and of course, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Bards don't use arrows, they use quills and harps. No need for fakery you silly question!