Industry	Consulting
Occupation	Speech Automation
Location	Hordiestan
Introduction	It was hard to tell the truth in Rome and dine on eggs of plover. I've made a few omelets, but as old Rome was once Adored by Hordes, America is now. Welcome, friends!
Interests	I have a toddler! I used to have interests. They had something to do with sleep, sex, reading, fast cars, international relations, free time, exercise, improvisational gourmet cooking, and thought-provoking dinners with friends.
Favorite movies	Apocalypto, Babe, Bad Lieutenant, Blade Runner, The Big Lebowski, Children of Men, Cold Comfort Farm, Das Boot, Dirty Pretty Things, The Duellists, Fresh, Kolya, The Magnificent Ambersons, Miller's Crossing, The New World, The Return of Martin Guerre, Syriana, Utu, Witness, Picnic At Hanging Rock, Tampopo, The Third Man, The Year of Living Dangerously
Favorite music	"Lullabies from Across the World." See entry for "Interests," above.
Favorite books	Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin series, Tolkien, The Black Swan, The Omnivore's Dilemma, The Rise and Fall of Great Powers, The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Thunderstruck,

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