About me

Gender Male
Occupation Writer of idiocy
Location Burbank, CA
Introduction See above.
Interests Strange, varied and probably illegal.
Favorite Movies Citizen Kane, Sanjuro, Ikaru, Dumbo, Old Yeller
Favorite Music Bob Wills, Spade Cooley, Willie Nelson, Frank Sinatra, Roy Orbison Bert Kaempfert, Grieg, Gershwin, Mussorgsky, Wagner, Stallings, Bradley, Bruns, most Christmas songs except the sucky ones.
Favorite Books Aesop, Uncle Remus, Dr. Seuss, Cannery Row, Casino Royale, Day of the Locust

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

Whatever the main course was wearing before they put him in the pot.