Paul
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Writer of idiocy |
| Location | Burbank, CA |
| Introduction | See above. |
| Interests | Strange, varied and probably illegal. |
| Favorite Movies | Citizen Kane, Sanjuro, Ikaru, Dumbo, Old Yeller |
| Favorite Music | Bob Wills, Spade Cooley, Willie Nelson, Frank Sinatra, Roy Orbison Bert Kaempfert, Grieg, Gershwin, Mussorgsky, Wagner, Stallings, Bradley, Bruns, most Christmas songs except the sucky ones. |
| Favorite Books | Aesop, Uncle Remus, Dr. Seuss, Cannery Row, Casino Royale, Day of the Locust |
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
Whatever the main course was wearing before they put him in the pot.