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My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Pervert |
| Location | Brooklyn, NY, United States |
| Introduction | When I was young and just a bad little kid, My momma noticed funny things I did. Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun. I'd poison guppies, and when I was done, I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head. That's when my momma said... (What did she say?) She said my boy I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay... You'll be a dentist. You have a talent for causing things pain! Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane! You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood, And teaching would suit you still less. Son, be a dentist. You'll be a success. |