Why, Jake, of course!
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I fall down/up the stairs at least twice a week |
| Interests | Dogs, Reading, Doodling, Standing outside in the cold |
| Favorite movies | Forrest Gump, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pay it Forward, Dirty Harry, Princess Bride, American History X |
| Favorite music | Queen, The Beatles, Sublime, Classic Rock, because my mom and brother raised me on it. I guess a little bit of everything, even though everyone says that nowadays |
| Favorite books | The Kite Runner, Loser, I Know This Much is True, The Thirteen and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear |