Pretend Heist
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Dishwasher |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Pretend is not my real name. Kinda wish it was though. That'd be pretty awesome. Yeah? So, about me? Well. I'm and American girl (not of the American Girl books, dolls, clothes, movies and other stuff - but a girl who happens to also be American). And I like top hats. They're spiffy. As well as pineapple and yogurt. And chloroform! That stuff rocks. Books are nifty as well. I do not like cake. The band is great but I don't like the food. Not a fan of chips or m&ms either. I know. Weird yeah? I've got a shitload of allergies. Fun stuff. Ask me and I'll tell ya 'bout it sometime. I live in a famous house. Not as much fun as you might think. Though I do love living here. And hopefulally I'll be able to move out with a friend soon and then we'll get a Pomeranian. Though it'll be her dog. Not mine. Heh. Did'ja know they come in all different sizes? Like a small, medium, large, supersize it! So. My eye itches right now. I blame ze allergies. |
| Favorite movies | Powder, Mirror Mask, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Benny and Joon, The Court Jester, Roman Holiday, Sabrina, Breakfast at Tiffany's, How To Steal A Million, Empire Records, Go, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Edwards Scissorhands, Secret Window, Next, The Punisher, Donnie Darko, The Jacket, The Butterfly Effect, Memento, Broken Hearts Club, Sweeny Todd, Hairspray, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, White Christmas, The Emperor's New Groove, Beauty and the Beast, From Hell, Benny and Joon, Big Nothing, Rainman, Shade, The Count of Monte Cristo, Serenity, Girl Happy, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Princess Bride, The Green Mile, The Crow, Bloodsport, Beetlejuice, Phantom of the Opera, Cats, The Saint, Memoirs of a Geisha, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Supernatural, Psych, Raines, John Doe, Rosewell, Angel, Buffy, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Scrubs, House, Numb3rs, The Pretender, Smallville, Doctor Who, Dead Like Me, Carnivale, Queer As Folk, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 21 Jumpstreet, American Gladiators, Chuck, Pushing Daises, Monk, Boston Legal, Miracles, Dexter, Monk, Firefly, Dark Angel, Tru Calling, Prison Break, X-Files, America's Got Talent, Are You Being Served?, Six Feet Under, Heroes, Life, Burn Notice, Kyle XY, John Doe |
| Favorite music | Goo Goo Dolls, Michael Buble, Jonny Lang, Dresden Dolls, Voltaire, Steppin' In It, Matchbox Twenty, Everclear, Hurt, Jewel, Jack Johnson, Puddle Of Mudd, Tegan and Sara, John Mellencamp, Areosmith, David Cook, Marcy Playground, Cake, Eagle Eye Cherry, Friendly Indians, Queen, Lynard Skynard, Led Zepplin, Aerosmith, Pink, Santana, Counting Crows, Blondie, Donovan, Metallica, AC/DC, Guns and Roses, Janis Joplin, Three Dog Night, Okay Go, Relient K, Barenaked Ladies, Tina Turner, Iz, Semisonic, Marcy Playground, David Cook, Frank Sinatra, Wallfowers, Ella Fitzgerald, Carbon Leaf |
| Favorite books | Blue Moon Rising, Hawk and Fisher series, Deathstalker saga, Beyond the Blue Moon, Drinking Midnight Wine, Shadows Fall, the Nightside series, Jack Reacher novels, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, Flint, Witch Child, Running With Scissors, Dry, Possible Side Effects, Magical Thinking, Good Omens, The Dead Zone, Witch Child, Witch of Blackbird Pond, Kelley Armstrong books, Vampire Hunter D novels, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Princess Bride, Alvin Maker series, Just Ella, Memoirs of a Geisha, Practical Magic, Grimm's Fairytales, Twilight series |
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
Of course! Dude. They would love them. It's the same idea of birds loving aeroplanes. Myself? I don't like bikes or fishing. So I think they would like bikes. I know. My logic didn't follow your logic did it? Hah! Jokes on you.