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My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Scribe and wonder maker |
| Location | Nottingham, by God, The Shire of Nottingham, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I have fallen slightly in love with you.. will you now touch my stinking crotch? |
| Interests | Picture yourself on a beach, the light cool breeze kissing your sun-blushed neck as the tranquil sounds of the sea lull you into a languid calm. See that fuckwit selling shells who's coming towards you? That's me. |
| Favorite movies | They have films now? |
| Favorite music | Sabre rattling |
| Favorite books | The Bible. Rochestors Guide to Fell Walking and Steeple trudging. Sir Digby-Smalls eulogy to English Trees. And Bravo Two Zero. |