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| Gender | Female |
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| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Too bad my kids don't make me any money... |
| Location | Atwater, CA, United States |
| Introduction | I'm just your average stay at home, crimefighting mother of three who likes crafty things, cute things, and making my neighbors afraid of me. I'm also a hopeful author- if my husband would just get off his duff and finish illustrating my book, I could call myself a PUBLISHED author! |
| Interests | Sewing, Quilting, Embroidery, Knittery, Crochet, Sleeping, Admiring Myself in Shiny Surfaces, Reading, Horror Movies, Painting, Laying the Smackdown on my Children, Amateur Photography (and no, NOT the naughty stuff), and Getting in Twelve Hours of TV Watching a Day. (just kidding) |
| Favorite Movies | Any Studio Ghibli movie, Any gory horror flick, Pride and Prejudice, and most importantly, DOCTOR WHO!!! |
| Favorite Music | Hard Rock, Alternative, and Acid Jazz |
| Favorite Books | All the Harry Potters, Hunger Games Trilogy, Divergent trilogy, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Bell Jar, The Handmaid's Tale, Oryx and Crake, 1984, White Oleander, A Wrinkle in Time series, ANY of the OLIVIA books, The Blood of Flowers, The Scarlet Letter, The Silly Book, Angels and Demons, Brave New World, To Kill a Mockingbird, Where the Wild Things Are, and Everyone Poops. |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
When it comes to cutlery, I believe in 100% creationism. The Good Lord needed a spoon for his soup, and a fork for his salad. Sporks, on the otherhand, are a man made freaky genetic mutation that must be eradicated. And I do believe that spooning leads to forking, so always use a tablecloth.