Gender	Female
Occupation	Admin monkey
Location	Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
Introduction	I like writing, perfume, fancy tea, and unfathomable monsters from the dark spaces between the stars.
Interests	Writing, perfume, tea, HP Lovecraft, tarot, reading, wacky documentaries, cryptozoology
Favorite movies	Predator, The Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Watership Down, Fantasia, Watchmen, Pandorum, Guardians of the Galaxy
Favorite music	AFI, Ellie Goulding, Florence and the Machine, Down, The Misfits, Disturbed, Lacuna Coil, Nick Cave, Jack off Jill, My Chemical Romance, Caroline Lavell, Emelie Autumn
Favorite books	Paradise Lost, Generation X, anything by Caitlin Kittredge, Stacia Kane or Rachel Vincent. HP Lovecraft, MR James, Michael Marshall Smith, Carola Dunn

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

With much frustration and cursing.