The Sandwich Chronicler
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Professional liar |
| Introduction | Who am I? That's a question shrouded in mystery, surrounded by more questions, toasted, and served with a side of chips. I have been known as a sandwich maker, a cell phone order processor, a video game writer, and pathological liar. All of the above statements are true. |
| Interests | Books, More books, RPGs,World of Warcraft, Sandwiches |
| Favorite movies | Adaptation, Groundhog Day, Hero,Seven Samurai, Fried Green Tomatoes, Magnolia, The Incredibles, Spirited Away, The Dark Crystal, The Two Towers, The Neverending Story, Blue, The Princess Bride |
| Favorite music | Stevie Nicks, The Indigo Girls, Counting Crows, Live, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Sarah McLaughlan, Aimee Man |
| Favorite books | The Things They Carried, Zod Wallop, Grendel, Wolf Whistle, One for the Morning Glory, The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, Assassin's Apprentice, Emma, The Golden Compass, The Last Unicorn |
Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
Hell, no! It's turtles all the way down!