Bob
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | self |
| Introduction | Clean shaven, 6'4'', 170lbs., bushy hair or top. I speak nine languages, and perform interpretive dance. I have a pierced big-toe, which in retrospect, may not have been good for my interpretive dance career. |
| Interests | medieval punctuation, collecting samples of one-celled organisms without wearing my glasses. |
| Favorite movies | Morons From Space, especially the scene where the guy sneezes from inside his space suit and get snot all over the inside of his space helmet. |
| Favorite music | 2 stringed sitar, accompanied by harmonica. |
| Favorite books | Britannica, volumes "G" and "H". |
You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?
Because they fly past it too quickly.