Gender	Female
Industry	Museums or Libraries
Occupation	Librarian
Location	New York, United States
Introduction	I'm cranky. I'm a librarian. I like beer. I love bacon. I enjoy cake. I really like to make stuff. One day I may write a book that people other than my family will read. My secret power is suggesting a book that is perfect for your mood.
Interests	photography, knitting, coffee, books

Chicken monkey shoes?

Chickens and monkeys should both be allowed to wear shoes, but not hightops. Because chickens don't have much leg to spare, and monkeys need their knees.