DirtyUnicorn

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Advertising
Occupation Production Supervisor (aka "art slave")
Location Spring Hill, Florida, United States
Introduction I love creating digital art even though I think I suck at it. My job allows me to create all sorts of wonderfully bizarre things - everything from ads for adoption agencies, financial companies and psychics to penis enlargement & viagra - oh joy. Like any halfway decent job it pays well, is incrediblly high pressure, and sadly helps define me as a person. Amazingly I don't smoke - well I do second hand smoke about two packs a day, but I'm on the patch...
Interests Beautiful Women (who ISN'T intrested in beautiful women???), Bad Girls (see above), Computers, Digital Art, Games (any but head), Good Food & Lots to Drink, Movies, Roleplaying, Sex, and Science Fiction (in all forms - God I am SUCH a geek!?!)
Favorite Movies Aliens, Black Magic M66 (yeah yeah & Akira & Ghost in the Shell & Appleseed & ...), Butterfly Effect, Clerks, Highlander (the original), Matrix, Momento, The Ring, T2, and of course Star Wars (all, but Empire Strikes Back was the best)
Favorite Music AC/DC, Andreas Vollenweider, BOC, Joe Satriani, Green Day, Goo Goo Dolls, Queen, Rush, Staind, and Van Halen (and Van Hagar)
Favorite Books Bible (which I don't read enough of), Bolo (all), Chronicles of Amber, Chronicles of the Black Company, Chronicles of Narnia, Liege Killer, Ringworld (and anything by Larry Niven), The Stand, Starship Troopers (NOT the movie), and War against the Chtorr

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?

Because red was taken by cherry and vampires love cherry and HATE raspberry. Ask one. I wish blue meant water melon. I love water melon... and banana.