Gender	Female
Industry	Human Resources
Occupation	Direct Care Provider and Badass Mom
Location	Winchester, Virginia, United States
Introduction	I portray myself on my blog as I am in real life: I am brutally honest, sometimes to a fault, extremely sarcastic, I'm the funniest person I know, and I'm not afraid to give my honest opinion when asked. I'm a black belt in ignoring the stink eyes that people shoot my way. I'm separated and waiting to divorce future ex-husband number 2, the mother of four spectacular, strong, amazing children who managed to give me strength, even in times where I swear I don't have any left. I've learned a lot about myself in the last year and it turns out that I'm not such a bad person afterall. Go figure.
Interests	My interests...hmmm... Raising four children who I won't feel the need to apologize for when they go out into the world, finding out who I am as a single woman and mother, finding more hours in a day to get things done, oh and world peace and all that.
Favorite movies	Raising Arizona, Anything Cheech and Chong (thanks Dad), Brigette Jone's Diary, Bramstokers Dracula, Napolean Dynamite, A Christmas Story, Pride and Prejudice, Casablanca, Marie Antionette, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (both old and Johnny Depp versions), Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Sound of Music,Gone With The Wind, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Some Like It Hot, Step Brothers, Zoolander
Favorite music	The Beatles, Alice In Chains, Heart, Jimmy Buffet, Tool, Snow Patrol, Any 1940's Swing Music, Katy Perry, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Dave Matthews Band, Grateful Dead, Heart, Three Dog Night, The Killers, Kings Of Leon, Eminem, Iggy Azalea, The Shins, Pearl Jam, Everclear

What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?

All I'm gonna say is that the whole romantic, sex on the beach thing is WAY overrated. Sand does not belong in some places!