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Gender	Female
Location	Austin, Texas
Introduction	There are three things you must know about me: I enjoy alliteration and parenthetical references, I adore bad words but feel slightly naughty when I type them out, and I can only overlook bad scripts when they come in the form of a Golden Girls episode or a period piece involving anyone named Jane. Thank you and good reading.

What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?

Aren't you glad you use condoms?