Mad Aunt Bernard
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Hag |
| Location | St. Vitus,, Cornish State of Trebollocks |
| Introduction | I am a thoroughly eccentric woman who likes tortoises on certain days of the week. (When it is not those days, I shall not write about tortoises). My hobbies include hiding, fishing (for anything except fish), and I teach Advanced Shrieking. I have never fallen down a well, but I have looked at a policeman through a telescope. My spiritual power guide is The Whelk. I am a hundred and eleventy-twelve, but look much older. I think I could win X-Factor if I wore sandals more often and copied Clodagh Rodgers. |
| Interests | Fish and their habits, shrieking, poking sticks down holes, cow-tipping, cheese, scaring small children, fine arts |
| Favorite movies | I only relate to three films, Snatch, Whistle Down The Wind, oh and the other one, Chopper |
| Favorite music | Folk, Thrash Metal, Accordion Music |
| Favorite books | The ones that prop up my bed leg, Tolstoy, Spike Milligan, Faust, Thomson Local Directory, Marco Pierre White |