Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Unemployed CA teacher
Location	Northern, California, United States
Introduction	Samantha, a.k.a. the Hot Mess Housewife, is a part-time housewife that doesn't know what she's doing half the time (so she's a quarter-time DECENT housewife). She likes to chronicle her misadventures at the art of "housewifery" (as she calls it), to share what she learns on the job while also showing how bad she can be at it. When she's not lowering her husband's expectations, she's dropping knowledge bombs as an English teacher.
Interests	cooking, crafting, traveling, pop culture, trivia, housewifery
Favorite movies	Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Dark Knight, Elf, All Pixar films except "Cars", the Princess Bride, Miss Congeniality, Mary Poppins
Favorite music	Radiohead, Fiona Apple, The Beatles, Beck, Scissor Sisters, Madonna
Favorite books	East of Eden (John Steinbeck), Jazz (Toni Morrison), The Giving Tree (Shel Silverstein), Blankets (Craig Thompson), The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald)

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

If I hesitate, then yes, but at least I'm aware of my laziness. So that means I'm a MATURE lazy person.