D'Artagnan the Rabbit
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Easter Bunny (Ex) |
| Introduction | Hi! I'm D'Artagnan! I was born on Easter Sunday, which pissed me off slightly considering i'm a rabbit. I was pressganged into being one of those cheerful, generous, simpering Easter Bunnies. As you can imagine, this got old quick, and unsurprisingly I became disillusioned with my "chosen" profession and I spiralled into the depths of depression. HOWEVER... I had to devise a plan to escape the humdrum of my job. So, I said! "NO! Stuff this! I'm gonna buy me some SPANGLY PANTS!" Which is precisly what I did. A Blue pair. HOWEVER... The Easter Bunny Authorities (E.B.A) did not look too kindly upon this act of rebellion and began Disciplinary Preceedings. I, too be frank, did not appreciate this persecution. So, I said! "NO! Stuff this! I'm going on an adventure! Before the E.B.A ruin my life FOREVER!" So without even informing the E.B.A I walked away on my first Adventure... To Europe! See you all soon! |